Saturday, June 7, 2014

Have You Ever Wondered. .

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and thenchain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

EVER WONDER.........

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with theirmouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made withreal lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest moving traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black  box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't they make thewhole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) other words, send it to everyone.  We all need to smile every once in a while.

Have a happy day!

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