Saturday, June 7, 2014

Have You Ever Wondered. .




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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

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Why do banks leave vault doors open and thenchain the pens to the counters?

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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

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EVER WONDER.........

 
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why can't women put on mascara with theirmouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made withreal lemons?


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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


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Why is the time of day with the slowest moving traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


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You know that indestructible black  box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't they make thewhole plane out of that stuff?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone.  We all need to smile every once in a while.

Have a happy day!
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