An aeroplane flying over the pacific starts getting mechanical problems and the pilot says "Ladies and gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin".
Pilot "Still going down - we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot):"But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.."
So; "A.... any Africans on board?" No one moves.
Pilot: "B...any Bla cks on board?" No one moves.
Pilot: "C..any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves.
(A little black boy - asking his dad) "Dad…what are we?"
Dad: "Tonight my dear son, we are Zulus!"