Thursday, March 31, 2011

Law of the Garbage Truck


One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off
for the airport. We were
driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!
The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.

So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call,
'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage
trucks. They run around
full of garbage,
full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.
As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do
not let garbage trucks take over their day.
Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,
so .... Love the people who treat you right.
Pray for the ones who don't

is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Have a
garbage-free day!

"Faith is not believing God
can, it is knowing that God will."

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Saturday, March 26, 2011

The status of software download Africa...

✔EGYPT: ███ 100% Complete
✔TUNISIA: ███ 100% Complete
✔LYBIA: Downloading...
✔ALGERIA: Downloading...
✔IVORY COAST: 60% (Alert: Virus-Gbagbo detected Trojan Horse-Qattara in quarantine)
✔BOKINA FASO: █ 10% Failed (File corrupt)
✔DRC: Connection lost since 1997
✔NIGERIA: Starting Connection
✔ZIMBABWE: 404 Error – Server not found
✔UGANDA: You are not connected to the internet

Friday, March 25, 2011

Kyoka women!!!

Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.

Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

RIP Walter Ochora

I am truly saddened by Walter's death. Walter was more than just a friend; he was an amazing person. He was always so kind and considerate to us and always welcomed us whenever we visited Gulu.

His passing will not only leave a void in our lives, but in the hearts of everyone who knew him. Walter's memory will always remain deep withinour hearts.

The Uganda community in the Netherlands has fond memories of you whenever you came to visit. We shall also miss your guidance as we implement our projects in Gulu.

If there is anything that we can do to help Florence (the widow), please do not hesitate to call us at anytime.

Our sincere thoughts and prayers are with you.

With deepest sympathy,

Ali Balunywa
Chairman, Pearl of Africa, Netherlands

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