Friday, April 1, 2016

Preacher's wife



The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife
with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.
"How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
 
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"I don't know," she wailed,
"I was standing in the store looking at the dress on sale."

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Then I found myself trying it on.
 
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It was like the Devil was whispering to me,
 'Gee, you look great in that dress.
You should buy it.'"
 
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 "Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him!
Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
 
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"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said 
"It looks great from back here, too!"
 
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