Friday, August 1, 2014

5 Rules To live A Happier Life






On Marriage Thereafter

 
1. How BEDROOM smells

After MARRIAGE: 

1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..

After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..

After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..

After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...



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2. Four stages of marriage:

Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other

Mad because of each other

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3.What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

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4. Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants.
SHE Does What SHE Wants.

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5. Wife to Husband:

Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband replies:

Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!

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6. 'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, 

Can Lengthen Your Life."- 

Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, 

Can Shorten Ur Life."- 

Shakespear's Wife

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