My Favourite Words!

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. 

ADULT 

A person who has stopped growing at both ends

And is now growing in the middle. 

BEAUTY PARLOUR 

A place where women curl up and dye. 

 

CHICKENS

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 

COMMITTEE

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

DUST

Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

EGOTIST

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 

HANDKERCHIEF

Cold Storage. 

INFLATION 

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO

An insect that makes you like flies better. 

RAISIN

A grape with a sunburn. 

SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time. 
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction. 
TOMORROW
One of the greatest Labor saving devices of today. 
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed. 


And MY Personal Favorite!! 
WRINKLES
Something other people have, 
Similar to my character lines.