Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Three Proofs of Jesus




THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1. He went into his father's business

2. He lived at home until the age of 33

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married

2. He never held a steady job

3. His last request was a drink


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1.His first name was Jesus

2.He was always in trouble with the law

3.His mother did not know who his father was



THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He worked in the building trades



THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother

2. He had no permanent address

3. Nobody would hire him


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot

3. He invented a new religion


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A REDNECK:

1. He was always talking to sleazy women

2. He was always hanging around his buddies telling fish stories

3. Everybody crucified
him

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