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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD ..


1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.Put your tongue back in your mouth, please
Ten (10) Things I know about you:
1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face, and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to forward this to see who else falls for it.
 Please go ahead.
You have received this message because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category. Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing. It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

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"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.”

Life is so easy, when all the pains are celebrated with a smile.


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