A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to
buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, Why in the world do you need
cyanide?
The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, Lord have mercy!
I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband! Thats against the law!
Ill lose my license! Theyll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacists wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, Well now. Thats
different. You didnt tell me you had a prescription.
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