Friday, November 20, 2009

Why I love Italian English!

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly.
"In this country.......we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives........"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
spell 'M-i-ss-i-ss-i-pp-i'."

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