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A woman writes to the IT technical support guy;  Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.  In addition, Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as News 5.0, No Money3.0and Football4.1.  Conversation 8.0no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2simply crashes the system.  Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?  Signed, DESPERATE ************************************************ Reply Dear Desperate, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to downloadTears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0and Flowers 3.5.  However, remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0to default to Silence2.5orBeer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)  In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.  In summary, Husband 1.0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0and Good Looks 7.7.  Good Luck Madam