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Sex according to Pastor Katidde (Ugandan)
A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan
and darkness, as if sex weren't holy. The bible is explicit when it comes to
sex. Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in
the Bible does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not
discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!!!! .
Pastor Katidde has counseled women who've complained: my husband treats me
as if I were his brother. There was one who told him: I am tired of getting sex
monthly, like a salary. Katidde told her she was lucky to be getting sex
monthly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections, christmas etc.
Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Kisenyi. Have
you ever asked yourself what those wives have that you don't. Wives have become
very frigid and even sleep with their panties. If you're a married woman, you
should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband. Today you find men going
out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and
even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under
panties, because their wives hide it from them.
you ever asked yourself what those wives have that you don't. Wives have become
very frigid and even sleep with their panties. If you're a married woman, you
should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband. Today you find men going
out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and
even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under
panties, because their wives hide it from them.
Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner. A woman
should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many
married women who don't know what their husbands' penises look like. They only
feel it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone see it, because
the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife's toy -
she is supposed to play with it.
He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being
tired after a day's work. You find many couples who've been sexually starved
for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure.You can't marry
and not have a good time in bed.
WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many
married women who don't know what their husbands' penises look like. They only
feel it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone see it, because
the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife's toy -
she is supposed to play with it.
He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being
tired after a day's work. You find many couples who've been sexually starved
for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure.You can't marry
and not have a good time in bed.
WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife?We're
all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to
satisfy each other. Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u
noticed how she glows and becomes energetic? May the Lord Bless you. This is the
"Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth" so God ! Help Us From The Beginning.
TO MY DEAR WIFE:
satisfy each other. Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u
noticed how she glows and becomes energetic? May the Lord Bless you. This is the
"Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth" so God ! Help Us From The Beginning.
TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times y ou told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING..... ..
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times y ou told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING..... ..
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons
you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and some one kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and yo! ur nose was runny
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on T V
Of the times we did get together:
you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and some one kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and yo! ur nose was runny
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on T V
Of the times we did get together:
You had no time or care the least to prepare me and that didn't border you even
when I was dry inside. You slept soon after you came and you didn't care if I had to come too. The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you
prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say "I love you."
This is! not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).
prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say "I love you."
This is! not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).
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