If Microsoft Built Cars

1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER
that year,instead of before.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to
buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have
to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept
this.
4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you
bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more
seats.
5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. If you
didn't upgrade it you wouldn't be able to drive on the newer
roads.
6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice
as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
7. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be
replaced with a single " General Car Fault " warning light.
8. People would get excited about the " new " features in Microsoft
cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in
other brands for years.
9. We would still be waiting on the " 6000 sux 58'" model to come
out.
10. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
11. Lee Iacocca would be hired-on as Bill G.'s chauffeur.
12. The US government would be GETTING subsidies from an automaker,
instead of giving them.
13. New seats will force everyone to have the same size ass.
14. There would be a lot of built-in problem indicators that all say
the same thing: " Something is not working right."