Mukasa is buying a TV and asks "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure" says the assistant.
Mukasa replies "Give me a green one, please."
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Mukasa calls KLM. "How long does it take to fly to New York?"
Let me check for you "Just a sec" says the rep.
"Thank you" says Mukasa and hangs up.
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Mukasa was filling in an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column SALARY EXPECTED: He was not sure as to what to be filled here. After much thought he wrote, "Yes!"
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Mukasa goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies "That is a thermos flask."
Mukasa then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.
Mukasa says "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His boss, Mr. Byaruhanga sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object you have?" He said,
"It's a thermos." The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
Mukasa replies "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Why did 18 of Mukasa's family members go to a movie?
Because under 18 was not allowed.
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To lose weight the doctor told Mukasa to run eight kilometers a day for 300 days.
After 300 days Mukasa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 Kms away from home."
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Having lost his donkey Mukasa got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passer-by saw him and asked "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"
Mukasa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too!
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Mukasa got his 4th child.. He fills data in the birth certificate...
Mother: Ganda.
Father: Soga
Kid: Chinese.
"How come you write 'Chinese' when both parents are Black?"
"Aah" says Mukasa "I read in a newspaper that every 4th person born in the world now is Chinese!"
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Mukasa with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered.
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." The doctor then asked:
"What about the other ear?" Mkhize answered: " The damn idiot called
again"
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