Funny Courtroom Exchanges

These funny courtroom exchanges are taken from a little book called 'Disorder in the Court'. They quote funny things people actually said in court, word for word.
 
 True Conversations between Lawyers and Witnesses 
 
 True Conversations between Lawyers and Witnesses
 
 Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or    occult?
 A: We both do.
 
 Q: Voodoo?
 A: We do.
 
 Q: You do?
 A: Yes, voodoo. 
 
 Trooper
 Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing
 A: Yes.
 
 Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? 
 A: Yes, sir.
 
 Q: What did she say?
 A: What disco am I at? 

 Doctor (1) Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
 Doctor (2) : So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 
 A: Yes.
 
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
 
 Really Silly (1)
 Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? 
 
 Really Silly (2)
 Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
 
 Really Silly (3)
 
 Gender?
 Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?  
Q: Can you describe the individual?
 A: He was about medium height and had a beard. 
 
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
 
 
 Date of Birth
 Q: What is your date of birth?
 A: December twenty fifth.
 
 Q: What year?
 A: Every year. 
 
 Memory
 Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all? 
 A: Yes.
 
 Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
 A: I forget.
 
 Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that You've forgotten? 
 
 Memory take two
 Q: How old is your son-the one living with you.
 A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. 
 
 Q: How long has he lived with you?
 A: Forty-five years. 
 
 What's in a name?
 Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that Thursday?
 A: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' 
 
 Q: And why did that upset you?
 A: I am Cathy .