I can fix "ANYTHING "

Don't have a spoon?
I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!

Electrical problem?
I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!

Can't afford a real GPS?
I can fix that!

No ice chest?
I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!

Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!

(I actually think that's ingenious.)

Out of diapers? I can fix that!

I am speechless!