Don't Lie To Your Mom!

A Mom comes to visit her son Obaro for dinner.....who lives with a girl flatmate Bimbo.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Obaro's flatmate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Obaro and his flatmate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts,Obaro volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Bimbo and I are just flatmates." About a week later, Bimbo came to Obaro saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Obaro said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Obaro.

Several days later, Obaro received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Bimbo, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Bimbo. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...

Love,

Mom.
Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...... .... !