… took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
… couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
… can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
… got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".
… was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
… when asked what the capital of California was, she answered "C."
… baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
… can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
… hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
… got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
… changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds."
… after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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