She Was So Blonde That She…

… took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

… couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

… can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.

… got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".

… was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

… when asked what the capital of California was, she answered "C."

… baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

… can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

… hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

… got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.

… changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds."

… after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.