Humour

Boss: Where were you born?

Philemon: Zimbabwe .

Boss: which part?

Philemon: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe .

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Philemon and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car.

Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Philemon: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Philemon: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.

Philemon: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Philemon joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what Philemon did till evening.

Philemon: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.

Philemon: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Philemon: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Philemon: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.

Philemon: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Zimbabwe ! '

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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Philemon: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Philemon: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Philemon: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Philemon: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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Philemon: "You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen,

it said, ' parking fine' So that was nice!"