The Job is Yours!

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Have you ever served in the military?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00
am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."