A Mom is driving her little girl to her friends house to play. "Mommy",
the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age", the mother warns.
"It's not polite."
"Ok", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really", the
mother says, "these are personal questions and are
really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away
as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything", the little girl says to her friend.
"Well", said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's
license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are; you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also
know that you weigh 75 kilos."
The mother is past surprise and in shock now. "How in heavens name did
you find that out", asks the mother. "And," the little girl says
triumphantly, as if her mom never said a
word, "I know why you and Daddy got a divorce." "Oh really", the mother
asks. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex."
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