An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing and crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it, and enters the house. He sits in the
living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is
born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank
account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's
shoulder and tells him, "You'll f*ck her again
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