The Maid who wanted a salary raise

When Akinyi, a maid in Kampala asked her mistress for a salary increment, the Madam was very upset and asked: "Now Akinyi, why do you want a raise?" Akinyi: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" Akinyi: "Mzee said so." Madam: "Oh" Akinyi: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?" Akinyi: "Mzee did." Madam: "Ooh oh" Akinyi: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (very upset now): "Did Mzee say so as well??! Akinyi: "No madam, the gardener did." Akinyi got an even bigger raise than she had asked for. To keep her mouth shut.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!