Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Rubber gloves hahahahah



 
 
Next  time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're  going to smile when you think of this: 

A  dentist noticed that his next patient, a little  old lady, was 
nervous, so he decided to tell  her a little joke as he put on his 
gloves.  

'Do you know how they make these  gloves?' he asked. 

'No, I don't,' she  replied. 

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a  building in Canada with a big tank 
of latex,  and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the  tank, dip in their hands, let them  dry,
  then  peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of  the right size.'

She didn't crack a  smile. 

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.  

But five minutes later, during a  delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out  laughing. 

'What's so funny?' he asked.  

'I was just envisioning how condoms are  made!' 

(Gotta watch those little old  ladies! Their minds are always  working!)
  

Be  afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid!  They have been there and done  everything!
 
  
   
  
 
 
  
   

   
  
 
 

   
   

   
 
 

   
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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