Stupid Questions Answered!

Answers for stupid questions:
1. Some1 cals u at 2 a.m in the night nd ask u "are u
sleeping?"
Ans :no,I'm picking beans..
2. When its raining and som1 notices u going out yet
... ... they ask,are u going out in this rain??
... Ans: no in the next one
3. You're making out with your girlfriend then u
start pulling her
pants den she asks; what are u trying to do??
Ans: i want to wash them 4 u
4 They see u coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath?
Ans: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the
ground floor
going 2ur office,yet they ask, r u going up??
Ans: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and
get me!
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and u still ask him, are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
7. You're in the toilet nd u locked the door,som1
knocks on the door asking; is any1 there?
Ans: No! na shit lock the door...mtscheew!!
8. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a
frnd sees u and asks; what are you doing here?
Ans: i'm here to pay my school fees!... Mumu
9. When pple see you lying down with your eyes
closed, they still ask; are you sleeping??
Ans:No!I'm practising to die!!