England. These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but
entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgagecompany insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well
endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well
endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The
abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels: A, E, I, O and U
abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condom
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condom
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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