A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Sun Grilled Tourist: $15.00
Broiled Anthropologist: $ 17.00
Fried Photographer with garlic: $ 20.00
Freshly Baked Politicians $ 200.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!'
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